What do you have to do to get past the barricades of Fortress Europe? Two friends, Marko and Atanas, would do almost anything for an EU passport. With a bit of optimism, and 7000 euros in their pockets, they set off to get to know women – women who are prepared to go up the aisle with them, and confront every day life together until the earliest possible date of divorce. A real green card story and humorous odyssey through the everyday life of Viennese immigrants.